Penguino Loves Tacos

drunktrophywife:

If you don’t think I’m cute that’s your problem not mine

I text back embarrassingly fast

or three hours later

there is no in between

llcooljofficial:

one time in 7th grade everyone in my class got really quiet so i said “dildo” just to see the ridiculous reaction since i knew how immature 7th graders were

for 30 minutes, there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse

because i said dildo.

sassings:

wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying

nayx:

this is so illegal.  we’re going to get in so much trouble.  you cant just steal all the sand from the beach and replace it with bread crumbs

foxnewsofficial:

what if the bumps around your nipples were actually braille and everyone had a different message like fortune cookies 

yesimbeyonce:

sobbinginthecornerbecausebands:

yesimbeyonce:

remember those 3 months when everyone on tumblr used the word “peasant”

We still do, peasant 

westbor0baptistchurch:

Making a new mutual follow