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cloudy-dreamers:

Resting your head on the bus window, despite the vibrations causing mild concussion

ilikeyellowbananas:

pizza-omelette:

you’re such an ass catdad

Ohmygod this is hilarious

"Make all your decisions based on how hilarious it would be if you did it."
Aubrey Plaza  (via missys-abode)
  • Video Game: You know, if you're having trouble, feel free to lower the difficulty settin--
  • Me: Go fuck yourself.

ohioisonfiire:

I’ve met some pricks in my time but you are the fucking cactus.

bovidae:

not changing ur url to maintain your brand recognition

black-frostbite:

shubbabang:

I know I’m not the only one who does this but you know when you have this like boundary around you when you’re sitting at a table or a desk that only you are allowed to be in 

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And then someone or something that isn’t yours

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gets in that space

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and you just

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Holy fuck finally someone who understands

vanillakiwi:

Through the Looking Glass

vanillakiwi:

Through the Looking Glass

"Look at the trees, look at the birds, look at the clouds, look at the stars… and if you have eyes you will be able to see that the whole existence is joyful. Everything is simply happy. Trees are happy for no reason; they are not going to become prime ministers or presidents and they are not going to become rich and they will never have any bank balance. Look at the flowers — for no reason. It is simply unbelievable how happy flowers are."
Osho (via labyrinthinejuli)